Thot Knight

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Thots can no longer hide in the night.


Advised to be worn under Flannel Tops for maximum effectiveness.


Printed on Next Level Apparel T-Shirts with an Athletic Fit (They make your arms look huge)

17 Reviews

  • 5
    Best. Shirt. Ever.

    Posted by t3wolfman on 23rd Jan 2018

    It may have taken a while for my shirt to arrive but perfection cannot be rushed. I got my shirt in the mail with the pictures of dead commies that I requested (they were out of the hadji scalps). I put on my soft, supple, beautiful Thot Knight shirt and immediately felt my cock grow 3 inches. I kept the shirt on for a while until it was the evening. I walked outside and noticed that I now had the ability to see completely in the dark. This shirt gave me bio-NVGs - remarkable.

  • 5
    My arms look bigger than Bane

    Posted by Tom on 9th Jan 2018

    I'm wearing an XL a 5'11" 220 lbs. Nice cotton material and the graphic seems well printed.

  • 5

    Posted by Luis Pita on 5th Jan 2018

    I received this shirt in extra small because naturally I'm small framed. This shirt fit perfectly and you can defenitely tell it's a higher quality shirt. I'm updating my wardrobe so I have things to wear when it's pew time and this is number one go to shirt. Awesome job fellas!

  • 5
    Thot Knight

    Posted by Jon on 20th Dec 2017

    I love the Dark Knight Rises and pretending I operate. Good quality and fits great I could see me coming back.

  • 5

    Posted by Unknown on 17th Dec 2017

    Shit be lit af fam. Get you one.

  • 5
    Stealth Capabilities

    Posted by Owen on 16th Dec 2017

    Perfect fit. Normally wear a large and the large size here gives a nice athletic fit while still being long enough. Also doubles the distance of your natural night vision and makes you undetectable in shadowed areas.

  • 5
    Great Quality T

    Posted by Ryan on 15th Dec 2017

    Just recieved my thot knight t-shirt. Overall inspection of the shirt is that its made from a heavy quality material. I ordered an xl and it fits me perfect. I would recommend this tee to anyone who is afraid of

  • 5
    Very Nice!!

    Posted by Brett SILVIA on 12th Dec 2017

    I haven't received the shirt yet.
    However from the other products I've recieved from these thot slaying legends I know it will be amazing.