Impossible Operator Properties
People are drawn to this shirt like a magnet, but when they look at it it appears as an after image from a recent dream in their minds, leaving them bewildered. This is due to the fact the shirt gives you tier one operator agility and speed. In addition, it prevents back, pincer, and surprise attacks, as well as casting confuse on all within sight range. Wife is immune to status effects, so no dice there. Great shirt guys!